#hysterical stuff
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i havent posted about fridays session yet but i need you to understand that a handful of us have been like this for three straight days

#the experience i got to have witnessing the (second?) worst day of naielles life was unparalleled#and outside of her there was SO much fucking hilarious shit like we all apparently looked at the session premise#of a dark timeline where we never set out to save the world. ad went ah yes. absurdist comedy#vandervest is out here doing asset forfeiture meanwhile the country is about to be invaded like my man PRIORITIES?#the rthnathea wakes up in a box and is told it (being presumed as a statue) is property#and just goes IM ENSLAVED? and we all lost it at the tone. so many killer lines from those two#marius trying to help naielle cook the books but shes so scared and confused she doesnt understand wtf hes doing#hes like 'we just need to clear some items in dispute' and naielle goes ? what dispute?#ren yating: we need to find a tan elf like the one we saw. marius: oh. i expect you missed her by just a minute#ry: and we also need to find a swan! marius: are you serious#(naielle had a moment before ry arrived been arrested by a swan)#hysterical stuff#naielle walks into a government blacksite and is conscripted into the war and looks at the swans boss and goes... i know you?#and later recieves a 1 second vision revealing the reason she knows him is that she fucking murdered him once :)#it was bonkers. we all lost it
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#Fourmana #Possibly the only ship where the actors and the characters both write fanfic about them
my ship's not canon, but the actors did get married briefly, and honestly that might be worse
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so he cooks huh
#warframe#warframe arthur#warframe 1999#i draw stuff#arthur nightingale#he's so malewife coded its obscene. its hysterical#low effort doodle for the night
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#true love
#ncis#ncisedit#tiva#tony dinozzo#ziva david#tony x ziva#my stuff#ncismine#don't mention the quality of the gif in gibbs basement#i will start crying hysterically
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Hey, saw that you're having a bit of rough day. :(
I'm almost finished the next part.
But, would you like Prowl to bully "the wet bread moron" Josh? (as a treat. there's a part I could slide it in) Like a little petty revenge like get back at people being jerks to orcas?
-GLC
Oh I would absolutely love that yes🥺👉👈
#Prowl deserves that#especially since they all keep expecting him to behave like a crazy scared horse/j#I was spending a lot of time watching videos and reading articles about wild and captive orcas#sorry it's a bit unrelated just don't mind the tags kflgmdbd#yeah so. I remember going to aquarium a bunch of years ago and seeing those performances#I was absolutely AMAZED by orcas because as a kid I was kinda obsessed with them haha#watched a lot of documentaries. all about wild orcas#so shortly after I went to the aquarium I tried to look for their stuff on the internet. some recordings and photos and names of the animals#there were A LOT of people SCREAMING around that content. Telling everyone that those animals are abused and suffering#-and shouldn't be held captive. Calling the aquarium “the orca prison” and stuff#I remember how annoyed I was seeing them. Because the staff cheerfully told me that “see they live happy they have a lot of food and-#-and nothing to worry about. What else can they want?“#I was so pissed at those “crazy hysterical eco activists” because they were actively ruining such a fun place#Now when I know better I wish I could meet those people and thank them#they got what they were fighting for. well. mostly they did#Hunting orcas is illegal now thanks to them#and breeding stopped too#they refused to let their last surviving Orca free (she was caught. not born in captivity) but they stated they won't try to get more orcas#Every time I see something about wild orcas it's so amazing and every time I see what humans do to them it gets more horrible#With all that said. If someone is still reading this haha. I now have another idea for a character who's gonna suffer immensely#because I went to see what exactly those activists vere fighting against and now I have some fresh fucking ideas
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Interrogation/torture scenes where Whumper is just as gentle as they are cruel.
Their voice is soft even as they slide a serrated knife beneath Whumpee’s skin, methodically drawing out screams. Between rounds, they crouch on their heels as if calming a scared child, tilting their head to peer underneath a sweaty curtain of hair.
They ask guilessly, as blood drips steadily from the knife in their hand, “Should we try this again?”
#Whumpee’s hitched sob hearing those words over and over until they give Whumper the answer they’re looking for#even if it’s a lie#basically Whumpers who act like they’re dealing with children#it’s so demeaning#it makes Whumpee feel helpless or hysterical#as if they’re the one who’s doing all of this to themself#even when Whumper is holding the knife#the layers to the torture I’m telling you#that’s the good stuff#whump
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matilda got a hate comment on her blog!
#au stuff#ellsworld#eddsworld#tori ellsworld#matilda ellsworld#matilda ew#tori ew#tori eddsworld#matilda eddsworld#ellsworld au#eddsworld au#artistically hysterical
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OK so heres some of my favorite things that were talked about during the enter the florpus commentary thing yesterday:
one of jhonen's favorite things in the whole movie is the writing in zim's kitchen that says "do anything is real?"
they clarified specifically that gir was not lying and he did in fact eat a baby at the crazy taco
gir smells REALLY bad. theres like rotting organic matter in his body at all times. he stinks
zim's human suit is made out of actual human skin
zim is acting drunk on nacho cheese during that scene in his house because richard horvitz recorded it while drunk
they planned to have this whole thing with tak's ship only agreeing to go to moo-ping 10 because it knows tak is there. they wouldve shown her in silhouette during that brief explosion and she wouldve stowed away on the ship without anyone knowing and then wouldve shown up towards the end of the movie, but they decided to cut it out
zim did not need to frame membrane for a crime in order to get him into space prison and likely just tossed the guards like 5 bucks for it. its a shady place. they did specify though that if he did frame him for something, it would have been jaywalking
they pointed out during that scene where zim is celebrating peace day on dib's lawn that zim's reaction to seeing dib was very much genuine and that's just how his brain works. he is genuinely surprised to see him pop out of his own house. (they also described his reaction as like "being surprised to see your best friend")
the ham joke was ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL to the film and at some point jhonen remembered it and was like GUYS. WE ALMOST FORGOT THE HAM
there was supposed to be this joke where it cuts to and from gaz and dib in tak's ship and they would've had to stop at like a warp station or something and theyd be waiting in a long queue of spaceships and the radio is broken in the ship so theyre stuck listening to that one song. then itd cut to them like totally braindead drooling from listening to it for so long. and then a little later itd cut back a FINAL time and theyd know all of the words and both be singing along to it. but this was also cut out so only the last bit remained
when asked "who would win: minimoose or mrs. bitters?" the answer was along the lines of "neither, i think all of us lose in that scenario"
the tallest are just two dudes who happen to be the same height and therefore have to share the same job. they are not brothers and they are also not gay lovers ("as much as you want them to be, they are not. there is no love in this universe")
skooge is in fact alive and lives in zim's basement. they wanted to keep the number of "hey remember this thing from the tv show!" moments to a minimum so he was not mentioned in the movie. but he is there
#cryn rambles#invader zim#this is based pretty much entirely off of my memory btw Sorry i was not taking notes#im sure people will be uploading clips and stuff i saw people recording on their phones at different points#but i was not one of them. my phone was already like 3/4ths of the way dead when i walked in#also zadf real ANYWAYYY#kinda obsessed w jhonen's rapr shade LMAO#the whole thing was fucking hysterical im so glad i was able to go#anyways. there was so much more but these were some of my favs or just ones i thought were notable#also jhonen was excited for alan wake 2 today. my friend (big alan wake fan) was very excited to hear this info#iz tag#lazer rambles
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BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY BLI
#hellooo trollhunters fandom#blinkous galadrigal#trollhunters#aaarrrgghh#blinky x aaarrrgghh#[small dosage]#no that's not tumblr compression that's just me being stupid#I'VE BEEN MASS-LIKING TROLLHUNTERS STUFF WITH BLINKY THIS MAN IS THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND#the improvement between all of these sketches is so noticeable-#I love and hate it#this close to drawing him with a tail#he has chronic “man who can only express confusion or shock or anger” syndrome which is exactly my type HELP MEEEE#I LOVE WRITING HIS DIALOGUE TOO#It's like a challenge for myself to see how verbose I can put the simplest of sentences#like it wouldn't be “hi aaarrrgghh” it would be “salutations my dear friend"#it's not “have a mental breakdown” it's “become inconsolably hysterical”#he's so fun#posting this before I gotta do the truckload of homework I've been putting off 🫠🫡
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if you're an egotistical artist, you should use alt text.
hear me out. you want to show people your art, right? you want them to see the important details, the shit they should be blown away with... right? so they know how to compliment you and what they should be focusing on, no? and you want everyone to see it?
put a description in the alt text.
not just "my oc standing in front of a background" no get descriptive after you say that. focus on that shit you put in there. "a woman with beautiful eyes and an ornate hammer" better. what'd you spend three hours detailing? "wearing a shirt with an ornate lace pattern" better! what are you aiming for? "it looks like a classical portrait" THERE.
and having the alt text button means people who can see might click on it too. and then be like "wow i didn't notice half of these details". its true. happens to me pretty often. half the time they're like "this owns, omg, you guys should look at the alt text" because i did a good job describing it and there's details even they didn't catch until they read it and looked back over it.
if you like when people stroke the hell out of your ego and catch all the cool things in your art. and you want everyone to see your art. put some alt text on that thing. for serious.
#red rambles#plus then there are also people who go out of their way to try to mainly reblog art that has alt text and not undescribed images#great news about what they'll do with your art too if they see and like it.#idc about appeals to Human Kindness or whatever. im an egotistical fuckin person and this has inflated my ego because it works#if you also have an ego and you want that shit stroked then try putting stuff in the alt text#well. not stupid shit. put a joke in your alt text and people will (and should) get mad at you unless it's part of the way you describe the#image and it belongs there#save your JOKE jokes for the tags.#but like i draw comedy and a lot of my art is situational comedy so if you look closely there's stupid shit happening#and most people don't look closely. so they read the alt text. and they're like. huh. in the background someone's fucking up#a skateboard trick and the other character is taking a picture? huh? the painting on the wall is of one of those old roman dicks with wings#yes i will put any random detail i think is funny into an image. but no one scrutinizes that shit#UNTIL I PUT THE ALT TEXT IN. AND THEY READ IT. AND GO 'HOLY SHIT THATS HYSTERICAL'
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My room 24/7
#girlblogging#girlhood#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#girlcore#girly stuff#just a girl#blog#messy room#messy#bedroom#fawn angel#angelic#lana del ray aesthetic#lana is god#lana unreleased#manic pixie nightmare#manic pixie dream girl#female manipulator#girl hysteria#female hysteria#feminine hysteria#hysteric glamour#hyper feminine#girlhood is a spectrum#this is girlhood#girl hood#this is a girl blog
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oops i wrote a Payneland first kiss ft. the aftermath of a probably horrible case, Charles being a little bit hysterical, and Edwin being a gentle little bitch Charles is happy to see him. He really, really is. He’s so chuffed it feels like his whole body is fizzing with energy and his head is pounding with something that might be pain or might be relief. And his grip on Edwin’s shoulders is only half meant to keep himself upright. It’s also because Edwin is properly, actually here in front of him, as solid as anything gets beneath Charles’ fingers these days.
He doesn’t think he’s stopped grinning since Edwin hauled him upright.
“Edwin,” he says, and can’t quite piece together anything better than, “you bloody genius!”
And then Charles surges forward and kisses him. He’s aiming for Edwin’s cheek but he’s a little giddy and his eyesight is still a bit blurry and he ends up with his lips pressed to the corner of Edwin’s mouth.
He feels more than he sees when Edwin startles at the contact, but doesn’t think he has it in him right now to pull back for a talk or a scolding or, god forbid, a lecture on impetuous behaviour. So, he tightens his hands around Edwin’s shoulders and tugs him in a little ways, until their foreheads are pressed together. Edwin blinks a few times and Charles feels his eyelashes flutter against his own cheek.
“You did it!”. He can hardly believe the words as he speaks them and he keeps kind of laughing in little bursts of uncontrollable giggles. “I thought I was going to - that you were - I can’t even really -”
Edwin, who has been relaxing against him by careful degrees, finally jolts into action and brings an arm up around Charles’ shoulders.
“It’s alright,” he says, which Charles thinks is pretty thick for someone as smart as Edwin because of course he’s alright! Edwin just single-handedly swooped in and saved the day and dredged Charles up from the bottom of a literal and metaphorical hole and now he’s got his arm around Charles, close enough that each of his unnecessary breaths stirs the curls around Charles’ ear. He’s a lot fucking more than alright.
Edwin’s hand starts to rub little circles between his shoulder blades. It feels nice.
“Mate,” he tries again. “You are…” but he doesn’t quite know what Edwin is other than the most important person in the world and, anyway, he can’t finish the sentence because Edwin cuts him off in a tone that Charles still thinks is far too serious for the situation.
“Charles, you seem a touch, well.” A slight pause. “For lack of a better word, hysterical.”
Is he hysterical? Charles doesn’t think so, but then again he’s never been great at thinking things through properly at the best of times.
“Also, I must ask.” Charles’s eyes are only centimeters away from Edwin’s, and he watches Edwin squeeze his close. Eyelashes flutter together. “Did you mean to kiss me?”
Charles blinks once.
“Uh,” he says. “Yeah, mate.”
The hand on his back tightens, fingers gripping the fabric of his polo and that feels pretty good too, like Edwin is clinging to him with all the same desperation swirling up inside Charles. Like maybe he’s something solid even when he feels as insubstantial as ghosts can get.
“Well,” Edwin says, finally, with a posh little sniff like he’s right fucking pleased with himself. “That is good to know.”
Charles collapses against him, eventually, when he finally starts breathing steadier and the heavy weight of exhaustion settles over his shoulders. When the giddy adrenaline leaves him feeling a little more cracked open than he’d like. Edwin just gathers him close with the same possessive gesture as his hand.
There’s a soft brush of lips against his temple. He smiles into the collar of Edwin’s coat and lets himself drift, warm and soft and held together
#dbda#paineland#payneland#dead boy detectives#charles x edwin#i have a lot of feelings about romance being a non hierarchical thing#like they are ALREADY each other's person and the fact that they want to kiss doesn't make it more or better suddenly?#and i wanted to represent that somehow in my take on a first kiss#like charles would think through his trauma and his repressed bisexuality and stuff and be like oh whoops i no homoed myself#but i also think they're already together in whatever way they want to be#lol ranting in le tags guys maybe im hysterical too LOL#put this here rather than ao3 bc tis short
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[WIP, will be edited once finished]
17 years of hard-boiled action.
#problem sleuth#pickle inspector#ace dick#hysterical dame#nervous broad#mobster kingpin#my stuff#aka do not reblog yet lol
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a second sam & max favorite moments and quotes compilation of all the stuff i forgot to include the first time
#i keep getting absolutely hysterical over ‘a good question. from a good dog’#i love the superego so much whats his fucking damage#sam and max#basilposting#now if only i could do this with the comics so we could have stuff like#‘i think the crab is SCUM. i think the crab does not DESERVE to reproduce’#or ‘i just gotta get me a better look at that sewie monster!’
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back to becoming ii the level of incredulousness in that “what, your mum doesn’t know?’ is because like the second thing he did after getting turned into a vampire was drag his sire/new girlfriend along back to his house and barge in going MUM HOLY FUCK. if he was a vampire slayer he would’ve been exactly the same he wouldve dusted some guy and then immediately MOTHER!!! i can Kill
#mother can i interest you in biting and killing? it's great stuff#is he unfortunately an example of the 'mama's boys turn into wife guys' idea? yeah i guess but damn if it isnt fun#freud is winning this one but it's HYSTERICAL#buffy the vampire slayer#q
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Aroace ink sans I love you…………….
#Te talks#will delete later I’m hysterical n it’s 12am#I’ve been searching for fanfics on ink being aroace#I can’t find any good ones!!!!#there is a CRIMINAL lack of aroace ink content….#I’m gonna make some but I can’t wait that long#PLEASE!!!!#there is aroace ink stuff out there but a lot of it is smut LMAO😭 I’m not reading that!!!!#siiiiiiiiiigh#I want someone 2 write the most gut wrenching fanfic abt ink being aroace#one that is both sad yet so incredibly touching and warm#I’ll do it for myself I know I can’t just complain BUT!!!#I didn’t say I couldn’t do both😼#goodnight…….
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